PILF

With professors like these, you’d be well advised to sit behind the old-fashioned tub-type desks, for privacy/modesty purposes, while you “take notes” on your built-in laptop.


                        


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Top to bottom, left to right:  Cassandra Hall (Pratt Institute), Tamsen Wolff (Princeton), Amanda Rose (Vanderbilt), Caroline Heldman (Occidental), Anahid Nersessian (Columbia), Olga Shuchkov (Wellesley), Bettany Hughes (Kings College London), Melissa Harris-Perry (Tulane), Cecile Alduy (Stanford), Dai Fei Fei (Peking U.), Angela Matilde Capodivacca (Yale), Lisa Randall (Harvard), Marina Frolova-Walker (Cambridge, Clare College), Lynette Cegelski (Stanford),  Jane McGonigal (UC Berkeley)

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Considering Minge

Several months ago, I posted an item on this blog titled “Nomenclature – A Pandemic of Child Abuse”.  The response was most gratifying; nobody prosecuted me.

Although I never considered my original listing exhaustive, I had not planned on updating it on a regular basis, or even, to be honest, ever.

Well, I missed one, actually two.  So, I’m not perfect.

Also, in my earlier post, I may have left the impression that unfortunate individuals victimized with odious appellations face an insurmountable barrier as they strive to achieve some modicum of dignity in their lives.  This is by no means true, and to illustrate the indomitability of the human spirit, I would like to introduce you to

Ewa Minge

a Polish fashion designer. Dubbed the “Next Couture”, her collection has been shown globally, including on the Spanish Steps in Rome.  So, yes, you can see Minge on the Spanish Steps, presumably if you lie at the bottom of the steps and look upwards.

Quoting from her online biography at InfomatFashion, “She arouses extreme emotions both at home and in the world.  Her brand is unique and distinctive, and cannot be confused with any other.”

So, congratulations Ewa.  You inspire us all.

As does your distant cousin (?), Ada Minge, authoress of Poetry on Beaver Creek

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Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

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In defense of Sandusky …

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When the moment is right …

A romantic moment can happen when you least expect it –

*  while instructing thurifers in the burning of incense,

*  as you watch a server arrange the corporal or the purificator,

*  or even choosing and announcing bingo balls.

“Caelitus mihi vires?”  Not always.  For all the other times, join the thousands who have learned that “CELESTIS mihi vires!”

With CELESTIS for daily use, you can be ready anytime the moment is right, even if it’s also oh so wrong!

CELESTIS for daily use is a clinically proven, Magisterium-approved low-dose tablet for erectile dysfunction (ED) that you take every day so you can be ready anytime the moment is right.  Remember to take it once a day, every day. Make it a part of your daily routine, just like your morning cup of coffee, your newspaper or your lauds.

It’s important that you take CELESTIS for daily use exactly as directed by your bishop.

Avoid drinking too much alcohol (for example, 5 glasses of wine or, if you’re from Ireland, 5 shots of whiskey) when you take CELESTIS for daily use. Drinking too much alcohol while using CELESTIS may cause a headache or dizziness, an increase in your heart rate, or a $10 million settlement in Kansas City.

CELESTIS is not right for everyone. Only your doctor and your diocese can decide if CELESTIS is right for you. Ask your archdeacon if your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity.  For an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call an exorcist right away.


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Descartes Before the Hoarse

How can you tell the difference between sweet potatoes and yams?

– I’m pink, therefore I’m yam.

How can you tell the difference between camembert and mozzarella?

– I stink, therefore I’m cam.

Why do informers go into the witness protection program?

– I fink, therefore I lam.

Why do alcoholic thespians over-act?

– I drink, therefore I ham.

Why didn’t you drown in the ocean?

– I sink, therefore I swam.

How can you pass the exam if you sleep in class?

– I wink, therefore I cram.

Why do you follow a drop shot with an overhead?

– I dink, therefore I slam.

Are all corporations crooked?

– I inc., therefore I scam.

What’s so bad about the internet?

– I link, therefore I spam.

Why don’t you like to go figure skating?

– Ice rink, therefore I wham.

Why do you wear a codpiece?

– I shrink, therefore I sham.

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Republigan’s Island — The Second Season

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